|mom:||can you do me a favor?|
|me:||will you pay me?|
|mom:||why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?|
|me:||Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.|
Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.
these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING
i’m unreasonably freaked out and disturbed by these
and then you put one onto a scottish beach and it runs so fast it takes off into orbit and is never seen again
i would shit a fucking brick
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"